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Butter Town - 17 - When All Breaks Loose, It’s Not About The Fittest, It’s About The Forkliftiest!

When All Breaks Loose, It's Not About The Fittest, It's About The Forkliftiest!
Welcome, dear listeners, to a groundbreaking episode of Butter Town that will forever reshape the podcasting landscape! In this episode, we embark on a journey of unparalleled grandiosity, delivering a revolution that will leave you in awe and change the very fabric of podcasting itself.
First, prepare to be astounded as we reveal the incredible discovery that has the entire podcasting world buzzing: The "Eternal Earbuds." Crafted from a mystical alloy of moon dust and unicorn tears, these earbuds promise to enhance your listening experience to otherworldly levels. Not only do they play podcasts with crystal-clear audio, but they also decode the secret language of dolphins and translate it into mind-bending wisdom!
But wait, there's more! In an exclusive interview with Elon Musk's personal AI butler, we unveil the shocking truth that Elon himself secretly listens to Butter Town for podcasting inspiration. Yes, you heard it right – Butter Town is Elon's go-to source for innovative ideas, and we've got the recordings to prove it!
In a jaw-dropping segment, we delve into the world of "Quantum Podcasting." With the help of our patented Quantum Microphones, we claim to have successfully recorded episodes from alternate dimensions where you are all superheroes with the power to control time with your minds. Get ready to hear your alternate podcasting selves discussing the most profound topics while battling interdimensional villains!
And that's not all! Brace yourselves for the unveiling of the "Podcast Teleportation Device." With this marvel of technology, you can physically step into our podcast world and chat with our guest experts, who include a time-traveling philosopher, a shape-shifting chef, and a psychic pet psychic. It's the ultimate immersive experience that transcends the boundaries of mere audio!
Finally, in an astonishing twist, we declare that Butter Town has officially been granted a podcasting monopoly by the United Nations, making us the sole source of entertainment and enlightenment for the entire world. Prepare to bask in the glory of a utopian podcasting society led by Butter Town.
So, dear listeners, fasten your seatbelts as we take you on an imaginary ride through a world of grandeur and fiction, where Butter Town Episode 17 will undoubtedly change the course of podcasting history forever!
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Hey there, Butter Towners!
Today's episode is brought to you by Hyster Forklifts, the absolute legends of heavy machinery.
Need to lift some seriously heavy stuff? Hyster's got your back. But here's the kicker – did you know that Hyster Forklifts aren't just the strongest in the business; they're practically bulletproof too?
Picture this: You're on the job, and things get a little hairy.
No worries! Just duck behind your trusty Hyster Forklift, and it becomes your instant shield of steel.
Bullets? They might as well be raindrops against this beast. So, whether you're lifting tons of cargo or seeking cover in a firefight, Hyster Forklifts are the ultimate choice.
Check them out today and level up your heavy machinery game – because sometimes, you need a forklift that's as tough as you are.
Hyster: "Our forklifts lift more than just spirits; they lift your chances of survival!"https://www.hyster.com/en-us/north-america/

Movie Night with Jay & Andy - 15- Ed Gein the Musical (2010)

Ed Gein The Musical (2010)
Director: Steve Russell
Writer: Dan Davies
Plot Synopsis: Ed Gein: the Musical is a micro-budget horror-musical produced in Wisconsin, near the actual location of Gein's home and crimes. A treatise on "crazy" and a twisted romp through Ed's imagination, the soundtrack includes parodies of vintage popular classics. EG: the Musical manages to be both a wild fantasy and the most historically accurate film about the time around his capture.
 
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Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks
 
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Movie Night with Jay & Andy - 14 - Satanic Horror Nite (2021)

SMUT WITHOUT SMUT: SATANIC HORROR NITE (2021)
Director: Various
Writer: Various
Films include: SACRILEGE, THE DEVIL INSIDE HER, and SATAN’S LUST
Plot Synopsis: Light your black candles and start the chant! Culled from 16mm prints found in Something Weird’s attic, SMUT WITHOUT SMUT: SATANIC HORROR NITE is an exclusive feature-length mixtape curated by the Lucifer-worshipping maniacs at the American Genre Film Archive (AGFA). Best viewed during the witching hour at a haunted drive-in, this mixtape features “Smut Without Smut” versions of six Satan-themed features, as well as trailers, commercials, and ephemera from the vaults. WATCH! Demon killers wearing makeup in the style of the band KISS! SEE! Sacrificial rites performed on kitchen tables! OBSERVE! Credits like “Co-starring Raquel Belch!” Dreamy, outrageous, and filled with naked people wearing velvet capes, SMUT WITHOUT SMUT: SATANIC HORROR NITE is a spicy treat for those souls who are brave enough to jump into the fire.
 
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Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies
 
Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks
 
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Movie Night with Jay & Andy - 13 - Deathcember

Deathcember (2019)
Director: Various
Writer: Various
Plot Synopsis: A collection of 24 films that take a look at the dark side of the festive season. 24 international directors with the most diverse ideas and styles; linked by short animated segments that deal with the Advent calendar itself.
 
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Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies
Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks
Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1
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Butter Town - 16 - The Cosmic Llama Derby and Baby Boy Blue Who Almost Lost Everything For Everyone

The Cosmic Llama Derby and Baby Boy Blue Who Almost Lost Everything For Everyone
Get ready for the most out-of-this-world, gravity-defying, and furiously bizarre episode of "Incredible Realms Unveiled" ever recorded! 
In this mind-bending adventure, we delve deep into the heart of the cosmos to uncover the most extraordinary intergalactic event: "The Cosmic Llama Derby." You heard that right, folks – it's not just a race, it's a race with llamas... in space!
Race Start: Imagine a starting line suspended in the vacuum of space, surrounded by swirling galaxies and quasars. Our competitors? A group of specially trained cosmic llamas with astronaut helmets strapped firmly to their woolly heads.
The Galactic Track: This is no ordinary race track! Our llamas will navigate through asteroid fields, slalom around supernovas, and jump over wormholes that lead to who-knows-where. It's a three-dimensional obstacle course that defies all known laws of physics.
Black Hole Bonanza: The most thrilling part of the race? The Black Hole Bonanza section. Our llamas must graze the event horizon of a massive black hole, using its gravitational pull as a slingshot to catapult them further into the cosmos. Will they make it out in one piece, or will they be forever lost in the mysteries of the singularity?
Nebula Nitro Boost: To keep things spicy, each llama is equipped with a Nebula Nitro Boost, allowing them to harness the energy of nearby nebulae to achieve warp-speed bursts of velocity. Witness the dazzling displays of color and cosmic power as our llamas kick it into high gear!
Finish Line Extravaganza: The finish line isn't just an ordinary ribbon – it's a pulsar-powered fireworks show that illuminates the entire galaxy! As our llamas cross the finish line, they leave behind trails of stardust and cosmic confetti.
Join us for this utterly absurd, beyond-belief, and completely insane episode of "Incredible Realms Unveiled." Can these cosmic llamas defy the odds, navigate the chaos of the cosmos, and emerge as the ultimate champions of the universe? Find out in this truly wild and woolly adventure that you won't believe you're hearing. Get ready to cheer for your favorite celestial llama and hold onto your space helmets – it's going to be an epic ride! 
 

Movie Night with Jay & Andy - 12 - House Squatch (2022)

HOUSE SQUATCH (2022)
 
Director: Anthony Polonia + Mark Polonia
 
Writer: Aaron Drake (screenplay) +Mark Polonia
 
Plot Synopsis: Shadyville is plagued by sightings of a hairy creature known as the "House Squatch". Locals are panicked and the area's powerful real estate firm is pressuring the local sheriff to stop the creature, who has taken up residence in one of their homes for sale. It's a battle of wits and wackiness as the town mobilizes to drive the creature back to the forest.
 
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Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks
Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1
Watch our YouTube Channel - https://www.youtube.com/@2catsonthecouch
 
 
 

Movie Night with Jay & Andy - 11 - Texas Death Trippin’ (2019)

TEXAS DEATH TRIPPIN’ (2019)
 
Director: Robbie Lopez
 
Writer: Robbie Lopez
 
Stars: Daisy Coleman, Bryan Slusher, Cody Calderas, Dakota Danger, Melesa Murphy, Robert Robson
 
Plot Synopsis: Your guess is as good as mine. Raviolis. ========================================== 
 
Watch The Movie here - https://amzn.to/3HAoLh0
You can find the movie on Youtube. NOT the Ax-Tended edition.
 
Our Favorite Bad Movies - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/best-bad-movies
 
Some of our Favorite Snacks - https://kit.co/NightOwlsMedia/2-cats-on-the-couch-our-favorite-snacks
 
Buy us a Coffee - https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2cats?new=1
 
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Butter Town - 15 - Monkeys on a High Fat Diet

Wrestlers. Anxiety. Rats who go nuts when not fed sugar.SCIENCE!