Vemodalen Podcast Network

Butter Town - 29 - Clown Face Paint

“Grief, Goobers, and the Great Flamingo Uprising”
In the latest deeply absurd and emotionally unhinged episode of Butter Town, Jaysin and John peel back the layers of the human soul like a cosmic onion dunked in grief sauce. The episode opens with a heartfelt conversation on loss, mourning, and the delicate art of crying into a full rotisserie chicken while yelling, “I’m fine!” into the void.
From there, the duo gracefully segues (read: nose-dives) into an unapologetic takedown of the MAGA cult, describing its followers as the spiritual offspring of a Home Depot bucket and a poorly microwaved hot dog. John introduces his revolutionary theory that right-wing conspiracy forums are actually ancient cursed scrolls written by raccoons with Wi-Fi access.
But just when you think things can’t get weirder—they do. Jaysin introduces The Council of Grieving Spoons, a secret society of sentient cutlery who believe emotional healing can only be achieved through synchronized interpretive dance performed in grocery store parking lots. Meanwhile, John goes on a ten-minute rant about how flamingos are planning a coordinated uprising using coded messages in lawn ornaments, and why we should all be concerned about the rise of “beak-based fascism.”

Butter Town - 28 - Please Let Us Use The Words To Piss Off Maga

Butter Town - 27 - Marmoset Moon Base & The Mysterious Nacho Oracle

In this mind-bending installment, hosts Jaysin and John strap on their astro-chaps to blast off toward the newly discovered Marmoset Moon Base—a hidden lunar colony run by multilingual primates with a flair for interpretive jazz tap. Upon arrival, they discover the Marmosets are embroiled in a heated turf war with a clandestine order of mozzarella monks, all vying for a revered cosmic artifact: The Nacho Oracle, said to bestow infinite knowledge on anyone who can read the cheese crystals without dissolving into a fountain of jalapeño tears.
While Jaysin attempts to prove his worthiness by reciting haiku in the Marmoset Queen’s personal yodeling chamber, John embarks on a daredevil cheese-scrying quest in the subterranean catacombs, where bell-bottomed salamanders whisper cryptic marketing tips for interstellar caravans. Together, they’ll face off against robotic rodents that fuel their pogo sticks with liquid guacamole, forging alliances and uncovering the spicy secrets that unite the cosmic dairy realms.
Will Jaysin’s poetic yodeling skills impress the Marmosets enough to gain access to the Nacho Oracle’s gooey wisdom? Can John survive the jalapeño tears that threaten to turn him into a human quesadilla? Tune in for an out-of-this-world blend of lunacy, lactose, and leaps of faith as Jaysin and John attempt to bring peace (and the perfect topping ratio) to the Marmoset Moon Base.

Butter Town - 24 - THE MISSING EPISODE

Yeah, we're going back in time this week to the start of episode 25 (which was actually 24, but alas...) that we thought got messed up and didn't record. Thankfully, this is why I invest in good audio gear and good audio gear has emergency backups - even when user error is so .... unprofessional.  What can I say, I got excited about doing podcasts with john again, sat down, hit record and just said go!!!!
So here's the missing 40 minutes of conversation that we thought was gone from existance.

Butter Town - 26 - Short Something & Jay's Watch List of 2024

Episode Title: “Caffeinated Alpacas and the Quantum Kazoo Cook-Off”
In this deliriously offbeat episode, hosts Jaysin and John embark on a perilous mission through a parallel dimension where barnyard animals serve as life coaches, and confetti spontaneously combusts into pop songs. Armed with nothing but a half-empty thermos of yak butter tea, they’ll dive headfirst into the Intergalactic Quantum Kazoo Cook-Off—a high-stakes culinary showdown where contestants must sing their recipes in falsetto while juggling hallucinogenic mushrooms that tell dad jokes.
Meanwhile, inside the labyrinthine Hall of Unlikely Furniture, Jaysin wrestles with a sentient bean bag chair that only speaks in ancient runes, while John tries to negotiate a ceasefire between caffeinated alpacas and their sworn enemies, the narcoleptic llamas. Along the way, our intrepid duo will attempt to decode a cryptic message beamed directly into their eardrums by the Ghost of Marzipan Future, whose sticky proclamations could change the fate of breakfast forever.
Will Jaysin and John triumph over competitive interdimensional cuisine? Can they broker peace between notoriously sleepy livestock and their hyperactive neighbors? And what the heck is a kazoo cake anyway? Strap in, tune in, and find out—if your mind can handle it.

Butter Town - 25 - Well Rounded

Episode Title: “Well Rounded / OR / Tentacles, Taxidermy, and the Telepathic Trombonist”
In this off-the-rails episode, the guys invite listeners to journey into an interdimensional flea market rumored to house the world’s largest collection of astronaut footwear and sentient jar pickles. Armed only with a microphone and a suspiciously bedazzled compass, they chart a course through neon forests of singing fungi, encounter a telepathic trombonist who communicates exclusively in jazz solos, and they bargain with a seven-eyed salamander for a reasonably priced antique taxidermy set (guaranteed curse-free).
As the episode unfolds, you’ll learn the true story behind The Great Emu Uprising of 3129, get an inside look at the secret poetry slam hosted by migratory walruses, and finally discover why the intergalactic ambassador to Planet Fabulous insists on wearing elbow-length gloves made from crystallized moon tears. Expect zero coherence, questionable morals, and absolutely no useful takeaways. In other words, it’s just another ordinary day in the mind-bending world of Butter Town. Tune in if you dare.

ButterTown - 23 - Gusty Ghost

It's been almost 4 months since our last episode. Sooooo strap yourselves in for a longer episode! the boys gotta talk.

Butter Town - 22 - The Museum of Horrors

John + J are back after almost 5 months. John's down over 100lbs and read some manga. J went to Graveface Records in Chicago.  Self immolation! Israel Vs Palestine! Just another day in Butter Town.
 
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