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Movie Night with Jay & Andy - 19 - Unexpected Bar Mitzvah (2015)

UNEXPECTED BAR MITZVAH (2015)
Director: Chip Rossetti and Donald James Parker
Writer: Donald James Parker
Stars: Glenn Tucker, Rich Swingle, Joyce Swingle
Plot Synopsis: The budding friendship between a Christian boy and his Jewish neighbor causes tension for their respective fathers. Hilarity ensues.
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Butter Town - 20 - You Only Get One

In the latest episode of the wildly unpredictable podcast "Butter Town," hosts Jaysin and John embarked on an eccentric audio journey that left listeners scratching their heads and wondering if they'd accidentally stumbled into a parallel universe.
The episode kicked off with Jaysin passionately arguing that the moon is actually made of cheese and that NASA has been hiding this dairy-laden secret for decades. Meanwhile, John, armed with a kazoo, attempted to prove that the Bermuda Triangle is just a cosmic disco dance floor for extraterrestrial beings.
Things took a whimsical turn when the hosts decided to conduct a live taste test of their latest invention: "Butter-Flavored Cotton Candy." They claimed it was the ultimate fusion of carnival delight and dairy indulgence. The results were mixed, to say the least, as Jaysin declared it a groundbreaking taste sensation, while John compared it to licking a buttered floor.
Later in the episode, Jaysin and John dived into a passionate debate about whether parallel universes are accessible through hidden portals in the world's public restrooms. They shared anecdotes of flushes that sounded suspiciously like wormholes opening, and John even revealed his "Top 5 Favorite Public Restroom Portals."
The episode reached its bizarre crescendo when the hosts brought in a guest expert—a llama named Larry, who they claimed was an expert in ancient llama hieroglyphics. Larry shared cryptic messages from the distant past, which the hosts interpreted as prophecies of a world where cows rule the stock market and butter is the official currency.
Ultimately, the latest "Butter Town" podcast episode left listeners both entertained and thoroughly bewildered, as Jaysin and John ventured into the far reaches of whimsy, proving once again that no topic is too absurd for their unique brand of audio mayhem.

Movie Night with Jay & Andy - 18 - Elves (1989)

ELVES (1989)
Director: Jeffrey Mandel
Writer: Jeffrey Mandel, Mike Griffin, Bruce A. Taylor (3 people to write this train wreck)
Stars: Dan Haggerty and a Rubber Doll
Plot Synopsis: A young woman discovers that she is the focus of an evil Nazi experiment involving selective breeding and summoned elves, an attempt to create a race of supermen. She and two of her friends are trapped in a department store with an elf, and only Dan Haggerty, as the renegade loose-cannon Santa Claus, can save them.
 
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Butter Town - 19 - Delving Deep into Dreams, Devouring Decades of Film Delights, and Defending Deer Dignity

Prepare yourselves, dear listeners, for a truly bizarre and bewildering journey into the surreal realm of "Dreamy Animal Cinematic Adventures." In this perplexing episode, our hosts dive headfirst into a parallel dimension where the laws of physics are but a distant memory, and logic has taken a vacation.
Picture this: sentient pineapples who moonlight as intergalactic detectives, using their tropical charm to solve crimes across the universe. Meanwhile, a colony of sentient rubber ducks engages in philosophical debates about the nature of existence, all while floating atop a sea of butterscotch pudding.
As our hosts navigate this topsy-turvy world, they encounter a tribe of tap-dancing fire hydrants and engage in a heated debate with a rogue toaster who claims to have unlocked the secrets of time travel through gluten-free bread recipes.
But wait, it gets weirder! In a shocking twist, a herd of telepathic squirrels stages a musical rebellion against the tyrannical rule of a talking cheese grater, using interpretive dance as their weapon of choice.
As the episode progresses, our hosts find themselves entangled in a high-stakes game of underwater chess against a masterful sea cucumber, with the fate of the podcasting universe hanging in the balance. Will they emerge victorious, or will they be defeated by the cunning cephalopod strategies of their cucumber opponent?
Join us for an episode that defies explanation, embraces absurdity, and leaves you questioning the very fabric of reality. "Dreamy Animal Cinematic Adventures" – where logic takes a vacation and imagination reigns supreme.

Movie Night with Jay & Andy - 17 - Bag Boy Lover Boy (2014)

BAG BOY LOVER BOY (2014)
Director: Andres Torres
Writer: Toni Comas and Andres Torres
Stars: Jon Wachter, Theodore Bouloukos, Kathy Biehl
Plot Synopsis: "Bag Boy Lover Boy" follows the lowly life of Albert, an oddball hotdog vendor who is shocked to find himself suddenly becoming the bizarre muse of enigmatic NYC photographer Ivan. But shocks come his way even more so when, amidst his role in Ivan's disturbing photographs for which he poses, Albert finds out just how difficult it is to succeed in the art world, leading him to take some disturbing photographs of his own that suit his very unique - and very limited - skill set.
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Movie Night with Jay & Andy - 16 - Fair Game (1986)

FAIR GAME (1986)
Director - Mario Andreacchio
Writer - Rob George
Stars - Cassandra Delaney, Peter Ford, David Sandford
Plot - A young woman running an animal sanctuary in the outback takes her revenge on a trio of kangaroo hunters who terrorized her.
 
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Butter Town - 18 - Lost Loves, Lost Pounds, and Lost TV Shows

Season 1 - Episode 18
"Weight Loss Secrets, Ex-Girlfriends, and the Mystery of the Horrible Smelling Cat Turd: A Journey to Self-Confidence in Chicago"In this mind-bending episode of Butter Town, your hosts Jaysin and John embark on an interdimensional journey that will have you questioning the very fabric of reality itself. We're diving deep into the Butterverse Chronicles, a series of ancient texts that reveal the secret history of butter's influence on the course of human civilization. Yes, you heard that right – butter, the unsung hero behind every major historical event, from the construction of the pyramids (with butter as mortar, of course) to the moon landing (butter-powered rocket, anyone?).
 
 
Join us as we interview renowned conspiracy theorists, including the enigmatic Butternaut, who claims to have discovered a hidden butter portal beneath the Eiffel Tower. We'll also explore the shocking revelation that all major world leaders are actually sentient sticks of butter in disguise, pulling the strings of global politics from their dairy-filled lairs. Plus, we've got an exclusive interview with a butter whisperer who communicates with butter sculptures to predict the future of humanity!
But that's not all! In a world-first experiment, Jaysin and John will attempt to communicate with the Butterverse itself by slathering butter on a sacred toaster. Will they unlock the secrets of the universe, or just make a really tasty piece of toast? Tune in to find out, and prepare to have your reality buttered up like never before. Episode 18 of Butter Town – where butter meets the bizarre!

Butter Town - 17 - When All Breaks Loose, It’s Not About The Fittest, It’s About The Forkliftiest!

When All Breaks Loose, It's Not About The Fittest, It's About The Forkliftiest!
Welcome, dear listeners, to a groundbreaking episode of Butter Town that will forever reshape the podcasting landscape! In this episode, we embark on a journey of unparalleled grandiosity, delivering a revolution that will leave you in awe and change the very fabric of podcasting itself.
First, prepare to be astounded as we reveal the incredible discovery that has the entire podcasting world buzzing: The "Eternal Earbuds." Crafted from a mystical alloy of moon dust and unicorn tears, these earbuds promise to enhance your listening experience to otherworldly levels. Not only do they play podcasts with crystal-clear audio, but they also decode the secret language of dolphins and translate it into mind-bending wisdom!
But wait, there's more! In an exclusive interview with Elon Musk's personal AI butler, we unveil the shocking truth that Elon himself secretly listens to Butter Town for podcasting inspiration. Yes, you heard it right – Butter Town is Elon's go-to source for innovative ideas, and we've got the recordings to prove it!
In a jaw-dropping segment, we delve into the world of "Quantum Podcasting." With the help of our patented Quantum Microphones, we claim to have successfully recorded episodes from alternate dimensions where you are all superheroes with the power to control time with your minds. Get ready to hear your alternate podcasting selves discussing the most profound topics while battling interdimensional villains!
And that's not all! Brace yourselves for the unveiling of the "Podcast Teleportation Device." With this marvel of technology, you can physically step into our podcast world and chat with our guest experts, who include a time-traveling philosopher, a shape-shifting chef, and a psychic pet psychic. It's the ultimate immersive experience that transcends the boundaries of mere audio!
Finally, in an astonishing twist, we declare that Butter Town has officially been granted a podcasting monopoly by the United Nations, making us the sole source of entertainment and enlightenment for the entire world. Prepare to bask in the glory of a utopian podcasting society led by Butter Town.
So, dear listeners, fasten your seatbelts as we take you on an imaginary ride through a world of grandeur and fiction, where Butter Town Episode 17 will undoubtedly change the course of podcasting history forever!
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