In this mind-bending installment, hosts Jaysin and John strap on their astro-chaps to blast off toward the newly discovered Marmoset Moon Base—a hidden lunar colony run by multilingual primates with a flair for interpretive jazz tap. Upon arrival, they discover the Marmosets are embroiled in a heated turf war with a clandestine order of mozzarella monks, all vying for a revered cosmic artifact: The Nacho Oracle, said to bestow infinite knowledge on anyone who can read the cheese crystals without dissolving into a fountain of jalapeño tears.
While Jaysin attempts to prove his worthiness by reciting haiku in the Marmoset Queen’s personal yodeling chamber, John embarks on a daredevil cheese-scrying quest in the subterranean catacombs, where bell-bottomed salamanders whisper cryptic marketing tips for interstellar caravans. Together, they’ll face off against robotic rodents that fuel their pogo sticks with liquid guacamole, forging alliances and uncovering the spicy secrets that unite the cosmic dairy realms.
Will Jaysin’s poetic yodeling skills impress the Marmosets enough to gain access to the Nacho Oracle’s gooey wisdom? Can John survive the jalapeño tears that threaten to turn him into a human quesadilla? Tune in for an out-of-this-world blend of lunacy, lactose, and leaps of faith as Jaysin and John attempt to bring peace (and the perfect topping ratio) to the Marmoset Moon Base.
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